Gaysh-Luffen
Planetary Politics for Dummies
Contact with tribe leaders and all other influential
people (teachers, media folks, etc.) is maintained by
abducting them to the Zone. This is done using a small
and mobile extraterrestrial spacecraft. It isn’t the
large and bulky Golden Eye spycraft, which is always
further away and always in listening mode, never
available for occasional transportation.
That small craft, model B1-RT1519XR-003/1, is named...
GAYSH-LUFFEN-1.
Funny name? You’re right. Only the nice little snake
could have given such a defamatory name, purportedly
edifying the Emperor’s name.
The spycraft, the Golden Eye, is flown in such an
orbit that will allow it to hide in the shadow of the
Big Sun. She’s additionally camouflaged by a blurring
screen, as shown:
How does it all work?
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Well, after abducting the selected chief or
leader, the Gaysh-Luffen lands in the
Psychograph’s landing site [on the map: the
“legal” landing site near the small pyramids,
versus the illegal one down south-west]. The
abductees are transferred, blindfolded,
straight into a deep underground floor in the
Western Bunker where they had the Hologram
Room.
This is why Snakes needed the Hologram
Generator – so he could now indoctrinate the
leaders via a system of atrocious holograms,
based on characters from species long gone
from the Galaxy.
In reality those were races that didn’t even
belong in the same time and place, and even
when they DID exist, their neighbors did not
get too excited by the fiercely scary faces
those guys were displaying. You know, like
those butterflies displaying a pair of huge
but fake eyes on their wings…
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But to the tribe elders, who knew nothing
about holography or the history of life in the
Galaxy, those 3D images looked totally real.
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The “illegal” landing site in the desert was such
because Snakes made sure the entire desert was
forbidden to land in, under the threat of his
“friends” (mercenaries, actually) from Snake Planet.
This he did to conceal the secrets of the experiment,
his treason against the King and his actions that
violated the commercial and political rules set forth
by the Emperor.
The landing site was put in place temporarily, to
enable the landing of the large spacecraft of the fake
“Emperor” who was supposed to arrive for periodical
inspection (the legal site in the Zone was too small
for that). The temporary landing site was made of thin
plates and was supposed to be destroyed by the
visiting craft itself, when they were done with it
(upon taking off again).
But Snakes was the one who made it stay behind by
sabotaging the spacecraft software. A hologram of Gay
Schluffen, programmed by Billy G., gave a bypassing
command to the copilot of the spacecraft, who believed
the order was coming from Schluffen. The order was, in
this case: “Cancel landing site destruction upon
takeoff!”
Immediately after, the copilot was commanded by the
fake Schluffen to jump off the craft, and so the
evidence was eliminated.
“This is the cheapest way,” explains Snakes to Billy
to calm his conscience. Totally redundant: Billy’s
depth of conscience is inversely proportional to the
size of his salary. Snakes “pays” him huge bonuses
into a fictitious account in the First Royal Bank
(First? You already know there’s no second, or third,
and that nobody bothers to ask why).
Billy has access, legal or not, to all the computers.
And Snakes knows it. Billy also has total distrust in
his employer – or so Snakes conceives. Therefore
Snakes kidnapped for himself one of the King’s
programmers out of the space station, only to freeze
him in an icebox for later use. Whenever he needs, he
thaws the programmer just so he can implant another
fictitious account in the mainframe computer of the
First Royal Bank. Thus, if Billy ever hacks in to
snoop around, he sees his account inflating and his
money growing faster than a bean stock.
“Online interest for preferred customers only, for the
King’s inner circle,” explains the snake with a smirk,
“But don’t you dare open you’w mouth near the King ya
hear? I made you a favor not fit for simple workers
like you, and if the King finds out he’d tear you to
pieces ya hear?” so the Poison warns Billy time and
time again.
On the other hand, if some bank clerk, or one of the
King’s inspectors ever stumbled upon that portion of
the mainframe computer, he would only see an
innocent-looking card game; one of those games planted
in all business computers of the Galaxy, designed to
occupy the clerks in their many hours of boredom. Just
so they don’t get creative, God forbid, and do
something they weren’t asked to do.
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