Cannibals?
We don’t have them anymore!!!
According to the franchise given to Snakes by the
King, the Emperor should visit for inspection at the
end of 12 years from the beginning of the experiment.
The stealthy snake is not the type to be caught off
guard. He devised beforehand a computer program
written by Billy G., which was a precise holographic
copy of the Emperor.
Snakes gets the Emperor on the video-phone and
introduces the new hologram to him. It is designed, so
says Snakes, “to replace Your Highness in cases of
redundant ceremonies that disturb Your Highness from
much necessary sleep.”
Billy G. presses a few buttons and shows the Emperor
some of the ceremonial gestures that the hologram is
capable of. “Wonderful,
wonderful, wonderful!” – it’s been a while
since Gay Schluffen has been so self-content.
 That hologram is operated from the illegal Hologram
Generator at the depths of the Zone, not from the one
installed on board Mirtz-13. But the Emperor is dying
to get some sleep and this question bothers him zilch.
“How come they didn't think of this before…” he says
and falls asleep like a stone.
“How-come-they-didn't-think-of-this-before...”
repeats the hologram in a sneering tone, but Gay
Schluffen can’t hear it through his snoring roar
[roaring snore?]
And so, the “Emperor” arrives, in Gay Schluffen’s real
ship, to inspect the Psychographs Zone. He comes down
for a tour and is interested in one question:
“Are you still busy with forced hospitalization?”
“No way,” answers Gay Trenzich, “We once had a group
of experts who stood for forced hospitalization. But
last week we forcibly hospitalized the last of them.”
“Oh really, how is he doing?” asks the fake Emperor
with fake interest.
 “Like the
others, he was spoiled mid process, we sent him for
recycling.”
“Recycling???”
“Dog food. They’re not useful for anything else.”
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