The Black Dungeons

Hair-Raising Inventory List

In the Black Dungeons they have:

1. Small closed rooms, without windows of course. These are actually lock-up cells that the Psychographs call "Observation Rooms" due to the steel mesh door used for observing the inmates. The walls of such a cell are covered with black burlap, and have a single blinding light in the center of the ceiling, that goes on and off outside the control of the unwilling tenant.

2. Lock-up rooms as above but void of light. Sealed door with only a pipe for air and food, plus a very small observation hole. These are called "Punishment Cells" and are used to deny any communication to and from the "patient".

3. Automatic torture rooms equipped with hidden radio transmitters installed in the walls and ceiling. These transmit powerful (and very painful) signals to the Gland every time the patient approaches a certain object or image in the room, such as a woman doll, animal, etc. These cells are defined as "Learning Rooms" and are utilized in the infamous "re-education" provided so kindly by the Psychographs.

4. An elimination room called "Final Treatment Facility," destined for anybody they no longer think they can enslave or subordinate. The elimination committee comprises a bunch of obedient scientists (Gay Trenzich, who else, is the Chairwoman) and Snakes as Head of Committee. Snakes does not have to physically attend meetings, and can also bypass the committee's decisions or send down an Elimination Order with a single waive of his hand or push of a button, or a note - or any other way he finds appropriate - without even sitting in the committee. This is part of his Franchise Terms, under the 'Security' paragraph.

5. At the very bottom of the Eastern Bunker, under the Eastern Black Dungeon or in other words under the deepest floor in the entire Zone, a distant 68 floors under desert level, a TREASURE OF INFORMATION is hidden. Inside a vault that cannot be broken with any of the break-in measures known throughout the Galaxy, Poison Snakes kept a top-secret document. He kept it - and its very existence - in complete secrecy, even from the Psychographs he employs at great expense. The document has been prepared and sealed before Snakes' eyes by Jetnot & Lukewalker Labs Incorporated, a few hours before they were sent to die in space. Snake browsed the document, then locked it in a reinforced safe. Such that only a mighty Mountain Blaster can break, which is something not even a bad-ass spy can get ahold of. He placed the reinforced safe inside the vault. Only he has the code to open the safe, and only he knows what's inside.

What the hell is hidden there, you want to know. Patience, my dear. Patience.